Mommy lesson #9

Your baby does NOT want to wear the latest in fashion. So when the saleslady at Baby Gap is telling you that those white skinny leg jeans would just look ADORABLE on your toddler, look her straight in the eye and call her a dirty, rotten liar. Because once you purchase said jeans (on final sale no-less) and bring them home, your kiddo will want to backhand you as you stuff her precious little chubbster legs into teeny tiny leg holes. And then, once she stands up in said sausage casings, her big ol' diapered tushy will become the laughing stock of the jungle gym, because, yes -- you guessed it -- a toddler looks ridiculous in white skinny-legged jeans.

I'm just sayin'.

(I would post photos of Kate in her sassy pants, but as soon as I got them on and started laughing at her, she promptly threw a fit and refused to let me take a picture. Smart girl).