Lisa (friend and neighbor): Oh, I just love those little baby feet!
Ben: What is on his legs? Is that poop?
Me: Where? There? Gross, that could definitely be poop.
Lisa (Licking her finger and rubbing to see if it would come off): Hmmmm. Nope.
Ben: Could that be... marker? Is that marker?
Me: Huh, maybe. In fact, I think Kate was playing with a marker earlier. But the lid was on... Kate, did you write on Beckett with a marker?
Kate: (Nodding matter-of-factly) Uh-huh.
Me, Ben in tandem: (EYE ROLL)