My morning conversation with my always tactful husband, before heading to my old office to meet with a bunch of co-workers from my past life:
Me: Seriously, I can not believe how big this zit is, how embarrassing.
Ben: Haha, your co-workers will think I beat you.
Silence.
Ben: You know, because it looks like you have a black eye.
Silence.
Me: So my zit is so big it looks like I have a black eye?
Silence.
Ben: Uh, no, its just because its so CLOSE to your eye. And big.
Silence.
Me: You suck.
Ben: Sorry.
Me: You think I'm not already feeling crappy about this huge zit on my face without being told it looks like a BLACK EYE?
Ben: Sorry.
Me: So its so big it looks like a black eye, huh?
Ben: Sorry.
Me: You really know how to make someone feel good about themselves.
Ben: Sorry.
Silence.
Ben: Besides your black eye, you look really pretty.
Silence.
Me: You suck.
2 comments:
Men never know the right thing to say. If it makes you feel any better he always made fun of my big lips and nose.
I didn't even notice. I think you looked GREAT today!
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